Blow It Up
Music
Release Date: 12/25/2010
JJAHBG cap off their most prolific period with Blow it Up, their second release of 2010 and fifth album overall. Blow it Up sees JJAHBG in trademark form, delivering their signature eclectic mix of dance, blues, and hip-hop. Experimentalism has always been a hallmark of JJAHBG, straight down to their humble beginnings making acoustic blues jams with a guitar and harmonica. The equipment has gotten more sophisticated, the songs more complex, and the influences have grown, but through it all JJAHBG are happiest when creating thoroughly unique music.
Tracklist
Blow
Margarita
Twilight on Sambanna Hill
Boybender
The Daughter Line
Kookaburra
Hold My Hand
Muffin Tops
Vampire Weekend
Brick by Brick (French Canadian Love Song)
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Lyrics
Blow
Kicking it, chilling it, setting up tent inside and outside
Giving permission to the man to kill jack kill
Been deceived by the promise of the goods of the Toy and Tokyo District
It'll rob you, it'll mob you
All I want is a nice Asian ass
Mmm hmm, bring me one fast
Furiously blending, passing out lending you my sick jamming
Dropping them beats slick rickety tick
Its only a matter of time
I'm sending you my rhyme. I'm passing you that lime
Its only a matter of time
Tick, tick, tick, tick, boom
I said blow it up. I said blow it up
I said, I said, I said blow it up now
I said blow it up. I said blow it up
I said, I said, I said blow it up now
Blow it up
The sand landing leaves me tanning
And the rain of lemons hits you in the face
Give me your mac and cheese please
I said blow it up. I said blow it up
I said, I said, I said blow it up now
I said blow it up. I said blow it up
I said, I said, I said blow it up now
Is there time? Yes, there's time
Dropping that a-bomb, starting my rhyme, blow my mind, pow
Because I'm not at work right now
Jealous? yes
Record release party
Because the showdown with your guns and the force of the blow
Makes me wanna go hit the ho for sure
Because the showdown with your guns and the force of the blow
Makes me wanna go hit the ho for sure
Because when you're young you get get high
Because when you're high, you get young
I said blow it up. I said blow it up
I said, I said, I said blow it up now
I said blow it up. I said blow it up
I said, I said, I said blow it up now
Is there time? Yes, there's time
Dropping that a-bomb, starting my rhyme, blow my mind, pow
Because I'm not at work right now
Jealous? yes
I said blow it up. I said blow it up
I said, I said, I said blow it up now
I said blow it up. I said blow it up
I said, I said, I said blow it up now
margarita
Hey there, margarita
Hey there, nice to meet you
You know I'm going to drink you
Drink you, drink you, drink you, drink you
Hey there, margarita
Hey there, nice to meet you
You know I'm going to drink you
Drink you, drink you, drink you, drink you
Let me introduce you to a girl i know
When she steps on stage she steals the show
Shes salty as hell and right in your face
She makes me slur and stare into space
Shes trouble in a bottle coming at you full throttle
So drink her down, that’s my motto
Shes trouble in a bottle coming at you full throttle
So drink her down, that’s my motto
Hey there, margarita
Hey there, nice to meet you
You know I'm going to drink you
Drink you, drink you, drink you, drink you
Hey there, margarita
Hey there, nice to meet you
You know I'm going to drink you
Drink you, drink you, drink you, drink you
Margarita on the beach
Margarita in the cafe
In a tent margarita
While jamming away
And Firegod's poor bowling score
I call her up on the holidays
What’s up ho-bag, lets go play
The problem is, she never stays
And when she leaves, she hurts my brain
Shes trouble in a bottle coming at you full throttle
So drink her down, that’s my motto
Shes trouble in a bottle coming at you full throttle
So drink her down, that’s my motto
Hey there, margarita
Hey there, nice to meet you
You know I'm going to drink you
Drink you, drink you, drink you, drink you
Hey there, margarita
Hey there, nice to meet you
You know I'm going to drink you
Drink you, drink you, drink you, drink you
Hey there, margarita
Hey there, nice to meet you
You know I'm going to drink you
Drink you, drink you, drink you, drink you
Hey there, margarita
Hey there, nice to meet you
You know I'm going to drink you
Drink you, drink you, drink you, drink you
And Firegod's poor golfing score
twilight on sambanna hill
Camping in the creepy forest
Driving all day and you want to take a nap
But you sense something beyond all perception
Say what you say, but that hill keeps on calling
Run if you can, but that that hill keeps on stalking
Say what you say, but that hill keeps on calling
Run if you can, but that that hill keeps on stalking
You leave the safety of your tent and run through eucalyptus
Sundown dazzles your eyes and you don't see whats lurking in shadows
Leave the forest, charge through sagebrush
The hill looms up
Struggle through sand, reach the summit
Ocean sparkles incandescent
The sky's ablaze, moon is a crescent
Apollo dips the disc below the seas and darkness reigns supreme
A shiver crawls up your spine as you realize that its Twilight on Sambanna
Full moon waxes
Yet its light does naught naught but strengthen shadow
You turn on your flashlight
But all that does is let them know you come
Pale beam can't pierce the evil that surrounds you
Makes you tremble
Tremble
Say what you say, but that hill keeps on calling
Run if you can, but that that hill keeps on stalking
Say what you say, but that hill keeps on calling
Run if you can, but that that hill keeps on stalking
They surround you, they all stalk you
They smell man flesh, they are hungry
Your last vision is the gleam of light reflecting off of dead eyes
Say what you say
Run if you can
Say what you say
Run if you can
Can
Say what you say, but that hill keeps on calling
Run if you can, but that that hill keeps on stalking
Say what you say, but that hill keeps on calling
Run if you can, but that that hill keeps on stalking
boybender
Throw down that Cali shit
Know what I am saying?
She’s a boybender
Cruising the streets
She’s a boybender
Bending boys she meets
She’s a boybender
Bending mercilessly
She’s a boybender
Stop bending me
Boybender, boybender, boybender
Bender, bender, bender
She’s a boybender
Seriously
She’s a boybender
Last of her breed
She’s a boybender
Eating ice cream
She’s a boybender
Oh, have mercy
(She’s a) Boybender (yeah)
(She’s a) Boybender (yeah)
(She’s a) Boybender
She’s a boybender
(She’s a) Boybender (yeah)
(She’s a) Boybender (yeah)
(She’s a) Boybender
(She’s a boybender) Bender, bender, bender
(She’s a) Boybender (yeah)
(She’s a) Boybender (yeah)
(She’s a) Boybender
(She’s a boybender) Bender, bender, bender
The power to control
Is bestowed upon a chosen few
The power, the power, the power
To control
She’s a boybender
Bends like a freak
Shes a boybender
She’s bending all week
Shes a boybender
Bending furiously
Shes a boybender
Let’s make a movie
(She’s a) Boybender (yeah)
(She’s a) Boybender (yeah)
(She’s a) Boybender
She’s a boybender
(She’s a) Boybender (yeah)
(She’s a) Boybender (yeah)
(She’s a) Boybender
(She’s a boybender) Bender, bender, bender
(She’s a) Boybender (yeah)
(She’s a) Boybender (yeah)
(She’s a) Boybender
She’s a boybender
(She’s a) Boybender (yeah)
(She’s a) Boybender (yeah)
(She’s a) Boybender
(She’s a boybender) Bender, bender, bender
(She’s a) Boybender (yeah)
(She’s a) Boybender (yeah)
(She’s a) Boybender
(She’s a boybender) Bender, bender, bender
Bender
She’s a boybender
the daughter line
Hey yo
I’ve got something that I’ve got to get of my chest here
Just burning a hole, man
Let me, let me let it out
They call me insane in the brain
Just because I got this dream
And I’ve given it a name
Shes so young, shes so fine
I want to take this girl
And break the daughter line
What? You don’t know what I’m talking about?
Well here, let me enlighten you
Yo
I mow through pussy like you mow through grass
All up on your riding mower, sitting on your ass
Step right up, first through last
All the while other suckers running out of gas
Put put put put
Hey son, better fuel up
Yeah, screwing around is fun for a decade or two
And women well yes, I’ve had a few
A booty call here and an appointment there
A few years set aside for marriage, forbear
Yeah, well, the ladies my age have gotten too easy
They positively melt when I approach, for reezy
I melt them with my guns, I melt them with my eyes
The product in my hair and the power in my thighs
The point is, there isn't any challenge no more
So should I waste my time on older women?
Oh, no
Because I got the looks, and I got the flow
And I've got the ambition to set a new goal
And you know what they said?
Those fucking assholes. They’re all…
They call me insane in the brain
Just because I got this dream
And I’ve given it a name
Shes so young, shes so fine
I want to take this girl
And break the daughter line
Well, I got me a little girl
And this little girl is my entire world
She’s so smart, she’s so sweet
And she’s 21 now, isn’t that neat?
Well why not someone younger than her?
She'd be a mama and a friend for sure
She could take her shopping and give her advice
While I take her to the bedroom and turn out the lights
And you’ve got to make sure that you find the right one
So you try them all out before decision
It really couldn’t hurt to have them young and pert
Not scratching around like a hen in the dirt
Mudhens
I’m just so tired of mudhens
They call me insane in the brain
Just because I got this dream
And I’ve given it a name
Shes so young, shes so fine
I want to take this girl
And break the daughter line
Four simple rules
40? Never
30? Whatever
College? Maybe
High school? Oh hell yeah
40? Never
30? Whatever
College? Maybe
High school? Oh hell yeah
40? Never
30? Whatever
College? Maybe
High school? Oh hell yeah
40? Never
30? Whatever
College? Maybe
High school? Oh hell yeah
They call me insane in the brain
Just because I got this dream
And I’ve given it a name
Shes so young, shes so fine
I want to take this girl
And break the daughter line
40? Never
30? Whatever
College? Maybe
High school? Oh hell yeah
40? Never
30? Whatever
College? Maybe
High school? Oh hell yeah
40? Never
30? Whatever
College? Maybe
High school? Oh hell yeah
40? Never
30? Whatever
College? Maybe
High school? Oh hell yeah
They call me insane in the brain
Just because I got this dream
And I’ve given it a name
Shes so young, shes so fine
I want to take this girl
And break the daughter line
kookaburra
Swinging from the limbs of the coconut trees
Lives a wild bird that is hard to please
Try to feed him nuts and he may attack
This bird does not crave a salty snack
Kooka, kooka, kooka
Kooka, kooka, kookaburra
Kooka, kooka, kooka
Kooka, kooka, kookaburra
Searching for a diamond in the rough
It ain't all that easy
Its quite tough
Spiders, snakes, tigers
Human eating gorillas
Dancing through the jungle
Slicing through the leaves
You got an empty belly
And sores on your feet
Searching for that diamond
That's going to make you rich
When a little birdie flutters down
And perches on the hitch
Kooka, kooka, kooka
Kooka, kooka, kookaburra
Kooka, kooka, kooka
Kooka, kooka, kookaburra
Kooka, kooka, kooka
Kooka, kooka, kookaburra
Kooka, kooka, kooka
Kooka, kooka, kookaburra
We had a stare down
It was a sight
He gave one dirty look
And out broke a fight
Swinging from the limbs of the coconut trees
Lives a wild bird that is hard to please
Tried to keep it under wraps
But the birdie ended up kicking our
Swinging from the limbs of the coconut trees
Lives a wild bird that is hard to please
Tried to keep it under wraps
But the birdie ended up kicking our
hold my hand
You are timeless
You smell like romance in rhino form
And then you hold my hand
Just to tell me you thought about me
And then you hold my hand
Nothing else matters
Warm sheets, summer breeze
Reading old novels, living simply
And then you hold my hand
Just to tell me you thought about me
And then you hold my hand
Reminding me how you feel
And then you hold my hand
Just to tell me you understand me
And then you hold my hand
Nothing else matters
You are timeless
You smell like romance in rhino form
And then you hold my hand
Just to tell me you thought about me
And then you hold my hand
Reminding me how you feel
And then you hold my hand
Just to tell me you understand me
And then you hold my hand
Nothing else matters
muffin tops
Give me your, give me your muffin tops
Give me your, give me your muffin tops
Give me your, give me your muffin tops
Your sexy curves, they just don't stop
Give me your, give me your muffin tops
Give me your, give me your muffin tops
Give me your, give me your muffin tops
Your sexy curves, they just don't stop
Laid away, straightaway, feeling the big freeze
Winter's cooling down, summer's on the breeze
Legs need a stretch, need a sighting of the sun
Bring back the tan; time to have some fun
Been cooped up inside for too long
Been fussing and feuding all winter long
The scandal, flying off the handle, for shandle
In a darkened room playing “roman candle”
Well damn, why do I dwell on this?
I'm just glad that its over with, shit
Give me your, give me your muffin tops
Give me your, give me your muffin tops
Give me your, give me your muffin tops
Your sexy curves, they just don't stop
Give me your, give me your muffin tops
Give me your, give me your muffin tops
Give me your, give me your muffin tops
Your sexy curves, they just don't stop
Break out cervesa’s, break out the Jack
Down you a shooter sitting on the deck
Oh, yeah, well I like the food
And this time of year the wind feels good
Oh, yeah, well I like the party
And we hit the beach tomorrow my shorty
Toss the razors in the back, the arms in the tank
The cap on the head, the money out the bank
Gas up, fill up, fuel up go
Grab a Twix and lets get this show on the road
Radio blaring, windows rolled down
Weaving in and out of traffic all over town
Park pretty far but I like it like that
Plan for the cruise, got the wheels on attack
Get to the beach, and what do I see?
Get to the beach, and what do I see?
Get to the beach, and what do I see?
Yeah
Give me your, give me your muffin tops
Give me your, give me your muffin tops
Give me your, give me your muffin tops
Your sexy curves, they just don't stop
Give me your, give me your muffin tops
Give me your, give me your muffin tops
Give me your, give me your muffin tops
Your sexy curves, they just don't stop
Could be a curse or could be a hex
But winter ain't fair to the fairer sex
Mile after mile of unnecessary drag
All burning brighter than a clearance tag
Can't say I blame them, what you gonna do
When you're locked indoors with a TV and some food
Well one man's in his prime
One man's going out his mind
The v is in effect, got some product in the do
What can you say, hes a muffin loving dude
Working it, strutting with a measuring stick
And if you measure up, you know what he says is
Give me your, give me your muffin tops
Give me your, give me your muffin tops
Give me your, give me your muffin tops
Your sexy curves, they just don't stop
Give me your, give me your muffin tops
Give me your, give me your muffin tops
Give me your, give me your muffin tops
Your sexy curves, they just don't stop
Give me your, give me your muffin tops
Give me your, give me your muffin tops
Give me your, give me your muffin tops
Your sexy curves, they just don't stop
Give me your, give me your muffin tops
Give me your, give me your muffin tops
Give me your, give me your muffin tops
Your sexy curves, they just don't stop
Give me your, give me your muffin tops
Give me your, give me your muffin tops
Give me your, give me your muffin tops
Your sexy curves, they just don't stop
Give me your, give me your muffin tops
Give me your, give me your muffin tops
Give me your, give me your muffin tops
Your sexy curves, they just don't stop
Vampire weekend
White skin like snow white
Applying sunblock until the break of night
Taking girls into the forest all alone
To tell her, “I could kill you right now”
Immortal fella, no expiration date
Hibernating in my coffin for a year or two
I crawl on out with my parasol
Look out human, I'm feeling hungry
Resist temptation, the need to feed
Internal conflict, the red or black coat
Count Dracula is the name
Stalking helpless victims is the game
I just can't help myself
I'm an emo mosquito
Your neck, it looks so nice
All I want is to take a bite
I swoop on in and I'm loving it
My vampire weekend, its the shit
Tequila
Air guitar? Check
Super speed? Check
Laser eyes? Check
V8 splash? Checkmate
Hip new threads?
Platinum grill?
Diamond skin?
Inflated self-esteem
Resist temptation, the need to feed
Internal conflict, the red or black coat
Count Dracula is the name
Stalking helpless victims is the game
I just can't help myself
I'm an emo mosquito
Your neck, it looks so nice
All I want is to take a bite
I swoop on in and I'm loving it
My vampire weekend, its the shit
Your neck, it looks so nice
All I want is to take a bite
I swoop on in and I'm loving it
My vampire weekend, its the shit
Tequila
Your neck, it looks so nice
All I want is to take a bite
I swoop on in and I'm loving it
My vampire weekend, its the shit
Your neck, it looks so nice
All I want is to take a bite
I swoop on in and I'm loving it
My vampire weekend, its the shit
brick by brick (french Canadian love song)
Brick by brick
Stone by stone
I'll keep them bastards out of my home
Its all because I hate that French Canadian scheming whore
And so, I'll build
A very large wall
It'll stretch from B.C. straight to Montreal
Its all because I hate that French Canadian scheming whore
The women are mean
Cold as the air
That blows from the north
Freezes my derriere
Don't believe me?
Try marrying one
She'll take your life and take a knife and extract all the fun
The women are mean
Cold as the air
That blows from the north
Freezes my derriere
Don't believe me?
Try marrying one
She'll take your life and take a knife and extract all the fun
Brick by brick
Stone by stone
I'll keep them bastards out of my home
Its all because I hate that French Canadian scheming whore
Its all because I hate that French Canadian scheming whore